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Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in Titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died 4 love.
Even Jesus Christ died for love!
Where are the women?
 
Don't buy any woman a Valentine's treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives you at least 5 names of women who died for love...
Because no woman would die for love...
 

 
A Girl's First Time
 

 
Dear husband of a breastfeeding wife,
Do you know what your wife does all day? She feeds your child WITH HER BODY. This little creature that grew inside her for 9 months is still depending on your wife for all of its nutrition and hydration. You may have been told that newborn babies nurse every 2-3 hours. What they didnt tell you is that the baby might not grow out of this for a while. Your baby might nurse every 2-3 hours for an entire year or more (this could mean your wife spends over 4,000 HOURS nursing your baby in its first year of life). Your wife does not have 2-3 hours of free time in between feedings.
Consider this scenario:
Baby starts nursing at 10 AM. Baby nurses for 45 minutes. Your wife tries to put baby down at 10:50 AM. Baby wakes up at 11 AM. Baby needs a diaper change. It is now 11:05. Your baby will want to nurse again at 12 PM. Your wife has less than an hour till her body is needed again. In a perfect world, she could put the baby in his jumperoo, put in a load of laundry, clean the kitchen, and vacuum the living room.
(This thought experiment does not take into account variables such as the baby spitting up, wanting to be held during his nap, or the diaper change being a blow out requiring a change of clothes and possibly a bath.)
Guess what: your wife is tired. Breastfeeding is REALLY hard work. Your wife burns 650 calories a day making the milk that feeds your baby. Your wife is lucky to sleep 2-4 consecutive hours each night. Your wife is a MOM now. Offer to hold the baby while she showers or naps. Make dinner (or just pick something up on your way home). Pitch in around the house (or at least dont complain about the mess). It might get better as the baby gets older but it might not. Your wife is trying to do the best she can.
Sincerely,

Your babys mother

A woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground at West Coast park one fine Sunday Morning.
 
"That's my son over there" she said, pointing to a little boy in a red T-shirt who was gliding down the slide.
 
"He's a fine looking boy," the man said. "That's my son on the swing in the blue T-shirt."
 
Then, looking at his watch, he called to his son.
 
"What do you say we go, Jack?"
 
Jack pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more minutes."
The man nodded and Jack continued to swing to his heart's content.
 
Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his son. "Time to go now?"
 
Again Jack pleaded, "Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes."
The man smiled and said, "O.K."
 
"My! You certainly are a patient father," the woman responded.
 
The man smiled and then said, "My older son John was killed by a drunk driver last year, while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent much time with John and now I'd give anything for just five more minutes with him. I've vowed not to make the same mistake with Jack. He thinks he has five more minutes to swing. The truth is, I get Five more minutes to watch him play."
 
Life is not a race.
Life is all about making Priorities.
What are your priorities?
 
Give someone you love, FIVE more minutes of your time, no matter how busy you are and you will have no regret forever.
Once you have lost it, it shall be lost FOREVER....
 
Life can only be understood backwards; But it must be Lived forwards.
 
LIVE LIFE BEFORE YOU LEAVE LIFE...
FIVE More Minutes

Road Crossing Instructions in Pakistan
 
Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians;

Look "up" for American drones;
Look "down" for bombs and land mines;
Look sideways and backwards for kidnappers and suicide bombers;
Hold your bags tight and watch for every person near you;
Then walk zigzag to avoid bullets.

A Lot Of Trouble Would Disappear
 
If Only People Would Learn To Talk To One Another
 
Instead Of Talking About One Another .....
 
 
 
When People Walk Away From You, Let Them Go.
 
Your Destiny Is Never Tied To Anyone Who Leaves You.
 
It Doesn't Mean They Are Bad People.
 
It Just Means That Their Part In Your Story Is Over.. !
 
 
 
People nowadays are like Bluetooth,
 
If you stay close they stay connected,
 
If you go away they find new devices...
 
 
 
Human Life Would Be Perfect If...
 
Anger Had A STOP Button
 
Mistakes Had A REWIND Button
 
Hard Times Had A FORWARD Button
 
And Good Times A PAUSE Button !!
 
 
 
Always Welcome Your Problems,
 
Because Problems Gives You Dual Advice,
 
Firstly, You Can Know How To Solve Them,
 
Secondly, You Learn How To Avoid Them In Future,
 
Have Faith In GOD And Yourself!
 
 
 
Reflection Cannot Be Seen In Boiling Water,
 
In The Same Way,
 
Truth Cannot Be Seen In A State Of Anger !
 
Analyze Before You Finalize.
 
 
 
Success Is Like A Beautiful Lover
 
It Will Leave Us At Anytime,
 
But Failure Is Like A Mother
 
It Will Teach Us Some Important Lessons Of Life!
 
 
 
A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,
 
A Good Nature Can Win Many Good Hearts!
 
 
 
A TOUCH Could HEAL A Wound
 
An Eye Could SPEAK Volumes
 
A SMILE Can Confirm I AM THERE !!
 
 
 
The Bird Asked The Bumblebee:
 
"You Work So Hard To Make The Honey And Humans Just Take It Away,
 
Doesn't It Make You Feel Bad?"
 
"No," Said The Bee, "Because They Will Never
 
Take From Me The Art Of Making It."

Law of equality:
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes!
 
Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
 
Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
 
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
 
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
 
Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
 
Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
 
Law of Proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
 
Law of getting late:
When you reach early for something it will never start on time.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
 
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
 
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
 
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
 
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
 
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you.